Funny Christmas Quotes Sayings Cards from Movies – Make this holiday season full of fun and excitement with these funny Christmas quotes and sayings. Christmas is the time of the year that you wish to spend with your loved ones with all the love and cheers. So spread the light of Christmas to give you happiness and peace. Be a kind soul and try bringing a smile on each and every face. We have brought this collection of funny Christmas quotes and sayings for you to make this a cheerful event for you. So just have fun and party to make this day a cheerful experience for you. When you make your people laugh over with these funny quotes the day gets its true meaning. Make it a cheerful experience ever. While the entire world is rejoicing with the happiness and hope, we share these funny Christmas quotes and sayings to keep the humor alive. So have the Christmas feel forever and not just for a single day. Merry Christmas!!!
Top 30 Funny Christmas Quotes
May this Christmas brings you love and joy. Seasons Greetings and Happy new year
May the good tiding Christmas brings stay with you for ever. Merry Christmas and Happy New year
May God bless you and your family on this holiday season. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas
While the whole world rejoice with happiness and hope, I wish you a Merry Christmas filled with love and peace
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Why is Christmas like a day at the office?
Because you do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa?
– Bart Simpson (Matt Groening)
How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
One Jesus, one Mary, and 33 wise guys.
May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.
From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
~ Emily Matthews
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:
the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
~ Burton Hillis
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.”
~ Peg Bracken
May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
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“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”– Andy Borowitz
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”– Victor Borge
“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”– Melanie White
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”– Dave Barry
“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”– Bridger Winegar
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Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
– Andy Borowitz
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
– Victor Borge
My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
– Melanie White
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
– Dave Barry
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
– Bridger Winegar
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“This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.”– Guy Endore Kaiser
“The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required.””– John Leo
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”– Kin Hubbard
“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”– Don Marquis
“I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.”– Bridger Winegar
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