Funny Halloween Quotes, Sayings & Pictures – Completely happy Halloween! Halloween is one of the most fascinating and fun days of the year packed with outfits, candy, decorations, parties and trick-or-treating. It is a holiday stuffed with feeling: excitement, suspense, anticipation, delight, and amusement. If you are looking to create a certain form of atmosphere for a Halloween party or trick-or-treating, or else you are looking for adorable, spooky or funny Bloody Halloween quotes for a Bloody Halloween card, we have saved for you with this collection of Halloween Quotes and Sayings. Here you will find funny Halloween quotes and sayings with pictures.
Funny Halloween Quotes
When the dark night appears and everything turns into evil, just remember it’s Halloween, just chill!
The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.
It’s Halloween, go totally catty, batty, deadly, ghostly and scary!
Pumpkin carving and ghost hunting. Trick or treating and witch hunting. This will be a bone-chilling Halloween!
Let the goosebumps spread and the hairs stand up on Halloween, and let the candy fill your dreams.
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Hope your day doesn’t suck like a vampire. May you have an amazing day and a freakishly scary Halloween!
Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.
This Halloween I’d like to tell you a thing or two, it’s okay to be the devil, it’s okay to have a tattoo, it’s okay to be an angel, it’s okay to trick or treat too.
Today I can be moody and be a little witch!
Hope all the candies don’t go to WAIST. Happy Halloween!
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Funny Halloween Quotes Sayings
“Die, my dear? Why that’s the last thing I’ll do!”
“I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it.” » Katharine McPhee
“I love Halloween, trick or treating and decorating the house.” » Joe Nichols
“We were a family that made our Halloween costumes. Or, more accurately, my mother made them. She took no suggestions or advice. Halloween costumes were her territory. She was the brain behind my brother’s winning girl costume, stuffing her own bra with newspapers for him to wear under a cashmere sweater and smearing red lipstick on his lips.” » Ann Hood
“When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.
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What I love most about Halloween is, I get to eat a lot of the candy my kids collect. Life is good. Halloween makes it better. Have a sweet one.
You’re never too old to dress up on Halloween, and you’re never too old to get naked on a magical Halloween night. Have fun on Halloween, my friend.
I heard you’d like to be Superman for Halloween. No offense, but I think you’d be better as Peter from Family Guy. Have an enjoyable and laid back Halloween.
Do you know, some people believe the deceased come back from the dead to visit the living on Halloween? I hope all who come to visit you put a smile on your face this Halloween.
Halloween is a holiday children of all ages can enjoy. I hope you and your inner child have loads of fun. Best Halloween wishes from someone who never wants to grow up.
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Funny Halloween Pictures
But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. – Evan Peters
Alone. Yes, that’s the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn’t hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym. ― Stephen King
Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other. – Sir Francis Bacon
Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many. – Robert Kirby
Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
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This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.
Happy Halloween! Time to carve out the pumpkin, bring out the candies and let’s get sugar high.
You are scary beautiful! Enjoy your Halloween!
Trick or treat, bags of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.
And God said “Let there be candy,” and there was candy. Happy Halloween!
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May you have a fang-tastic evening, ghoul-friend! I am so lucky to have you in my life. Halloween wishes to you!
Free flying lessons, BYOB. Bring your own broom.
I have a sugar crush on you. Happy Halloween
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m out of candy, look how scary are you.
Life with you is just getting boo-tter and better. Happy Halloween!
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“If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it’s Halloween. We haven’t taken it away from kids. We’ve just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too.” » Cassandra Peterson
“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” » Erma Bombeck
“As I was going up the stair I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. I wish, I wish he’d stay away.” » Hughes Mearns
“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”
If you see a pumpkin in my window, then you know it’s Halloween. I hope that it’s the kind of day that really makes you scream.