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Halloween Captions for Pictures, Funny Pumpkin Quotes

Halloween Captions for Pictures Halloween is about to commence and is right around the corner. So, everyone is busy in deciding what to wear or what to not wear on this Halloween. We all know that its really time consuming to decide the costumes and get it ready till Halloween night. There are a lot of other things which everyone has to manage like complimenting the scary makeup with the costumes, the jewelry, and probes.

Clicking pictures is a trademark and everyone click pictures of there costumes with friends and family members. Once the Halloween evening ends up everyone starts publishing the photos on social media websites like Facebook and Instagram. But, it’s really difficult to put a caption with every picture you publish. Here we are sharing with you Halloween Captions for Pictures that you share on social media sites.

Halloween Captions for Pictures

If you are looking to create a certain form of atmosphere for a Halloween party or trick-or-treating, or else you are looking for adorable, spooky or funny Bloody Halloween quotes for a Halloween greeting card, we have saved for you with this collection of Funny Pumpkin Quotes.

halloween captions for pictures

halloween captions for pictures

WITCHES

If you’re planning on being a little wicked this Halloween, you might want to try one of these on for size.

  • Happy Halloween, Witches!
  • Don’t be a basic witch.
  • Bow down witches.
  • Witch way to the candy?
  • Bewitched

ALL ABOUT BOO

For captions worthy of a ghastly costume, consider one of the following.

  • Boo-tiful
  • A boo-tiful night.
  • The boo crew.
  • I’m here for the boos.
  • Keep calm, and say boo.

For a snap of all the Halloween candy you got while trick-or-treating:

No tricks, just treats!

—Unknown

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For a spooky shot of you walking into a haunted house:

Something wicked this way comes.

—William Shakespeare

 

For a super cute selfie showcasing your incredible Halloween makeup:

If youve got it, haunt it.

—Rose Pressey

 

For a group shot of you and your besties rocking your Halloween costumes:

Squad ghouls.

—Unknown

Funny halloween captions for pictures

Funny Halloween captions for pictures

1. “Creep it real.” — Unknown

2. “More boos, please.” — Unknown

3. “Eat, drink & be scary.” — Unknown

4. “Boo Felicia.” — Unknown

5. #Squadghouls

6. “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” — Rose Pressey

7. “Witch better have my candy.” — Unknown

8. “Trick or treat yo’ self.” –– Unknown

9. “Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.” — Unknown

10. “You say, witch, like it’s a bad thing.” — Unknown

11. “It’s always Halloween inside my head.” — Unknown

12. “Witch, please.” — Unknown

13. “Trick or tequila.” — Unknown

14. “Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus.” — Unknown

15. “Yes, I can drive a (broom) stick.” — Unknown

16. “I put a spell on you.” — Jay Hawkins

17. “What’s up my witches?” — Unknown

18. “Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed.” — Unknown

19. “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” — Hocus Pocus

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Funny Pumpkin Quotes

funny pumpkin quotes

funny pumpkin quotes

Best Use of a Pumpkin Patch

John, a city slicker from Boston, bought a pumpkin patch.  He thought that he could make more money from chickens than the previous owner made from pumpkins, so he went to a poultry farm and bought 50 chickens.

’50 is a lot of chickens for that little pumpkin patch,’ commented the proprietor.  ‘I am used to big business’ John replied.’

A week later John was back at the farm. ‘I need another 50 chickens,’ he said. ‘Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming,’ the poultry farmer told him.

‘Oh yes,’ John replied. ‘It’ will be Ok if I can just iron out a few problems.’  ‘Problems?’, asked the farmer. ‘Yeah,’ replied the John, ‘I think I planted that first batch too close together.’ Halloween Captions for Pictures

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funny pumpkin quotes-1

Whether we think of Disney’s blonde beauty and her pumpkin carriage or Marissa Meyer’s recent recasting of ‘Cinderella’ as a cyborg in the young adult novel ‘Cinder,’ we know that there are countless modern retellings of the tale. Marie Rutkoski

My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come from my mother’s Southern heritage; the mashed potatoes, which come from my wife’s Midwestern roots; the Campbell’s green-bean casserole; and of course, pumpkin pie. Douglas Conant

I like to make pies. That’s kind of my new obsession – peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin. Morgan Saylor

I went to Floridita on Wardour Street when I was 18. All I could afford was pumpkin soup and a glass of champagne, but it was worth it. Karen Gillan

 Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I’ll have one spice that’s for sweets, and that’s pumpkin pie spice. Sandra Lee

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funny pumpkin quotes and sayings

funny pumpkin quotes and sayings

What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash! Halloween Captions for Pictures
What’s a jack o’ lantern’s favorite movie?
Pulp Fiction!
How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?
Use a pumpkin patch!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
Where do jack o’ lanterns live?
In the seedy part of town!
funny halloween pumpkin quotes

funny Halloween pumpkin quotes

“My favorite word is ‘pumpkin.’ You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am.”
― Harrison E. Salisbury Halloween Captions for Pictures

“The jack-o-lantern follows me with tapered, glowing eyes.
His yellow teeth grin evily. His cackle I despise.
But I shall have the final laugh when Halloween is through.
This pumpkin king I’ll split in half to make a pie for two.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

“The pumpkin is a uniquely American plant, widely regarded as one of the most magical plants in all the world.”
― Seth Adam Smith

“The pumpkin itself is a symbol for mortality.”
― Seth Adam Smith

Pumpkin pie, if rightly made, is a thing of beauty and a joy – while it lasts …
I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion – Henry David Thoreau

My favourite word is “pumpkin.” You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. – Harrison E. Salisbury

To dream of pumpkins is a very bad omen.

If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins.

Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

I will keep moving forward, forever forward, towards and endless dream, and a thousand pumpkin lights. – Former President George Bush

I don’t know about you but my family would stage a mutiny if I didn’t have a pumpkin pie for dessert at Thanksgiving.

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they’ve had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.

Homer Simpson gets into the pumpkin business. ‘This year I invested in pumpkins. They’ve been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they’re going to peak right around January.’ …DOH.

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