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18 Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes, Happy Thanksgiving Quotes

18 Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes, Happy Thanksgiving QuotesThanksgiving is here and you must be scrolling down the web pages for thanksgiving messages and quotes. Here we have this wonderful collection of short funny Thanksgiving quotes. We have gathered exclusive thanksgiving messages to let you say thanks to your dear ones in a special way. This is that time of the year when you need to make every individual in your life feel their worth. And words can do all that you need to do for that. Say out these quotes from all your heart to have the best experience of your life. These short funny Thanksgiving quotes offer all that humor that you need to make another person happier. Sit around the table, dine together and share these funny quotes to say thanks to the people who mean most in your life. Make this festival a unique celebration. When you express that’s when the real meaning of relations is felt.

Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

  1. The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ But we do that every day Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us? ~ Jim Gaffigan
  2. “Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” —Johnny Carson
  3. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself. – Mitch Hedberg
  4. I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. – Craig Ferguson
  5. Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
  6. George Carlin: We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving.  Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan.  You get more stuffing.
  7. Erma Bombeck: No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
    What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets.  I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
  8. Johnny Carson: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.  And then discover once a year is way too often.
  9. Reba McEntire: To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
  10. “Hello Butterball help line? They’re gonna shove me in the oven! GET ME OUT OF HERE. Yes I’ll hold.”
    – Mike Vanatta
  11. Thanksgiving – when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.
    – Melanie White
  12. Unless you live alone, do you ever REALLY know where that turkey baster’s been?
    – Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder
  13. I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
    – Craig Ferguson
  14. Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape … to play Santa Claus.
    – Melanie White
  15. Alice B. Toklas – “What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen.”
  16. George Carlin -“We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.”
  17. “Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.” —Nicole Hollander
  18. Archeologists 10,000 years from now will believe this was a sacred feast where gravy boats were worshipped. ~ Just Bill

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Funny Happy Thanksgiving Quotes

Get the wonderful collection of funny happy thanksgiving quotes to share with your people. These funny quotes on Thanksgiving let you have the best experience ever on this special day. Just say these wonderful quotes to the people who mean most in your life and see the excitement getting double on this day. This exclusive collection has got a different texture of emotions and feelings to get the real worth of words out when you say it. You must be turning emotional on this auspicious day, but these emotions need to be accompanied by the funny part too. Make this festival an important occasion of your life. These funny Thanksgiving quotes take all your heart and let you feel how special you are for someone. Just imagine the worth of this day when it happens, the celebration actually touches the sky. Why wait then? Be a part of this excitement and let the festival not miss its aura.

  1. “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” —Jim Davis  
  2. Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. W. T. Purkiser.
  3. True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.  Charles Caleb Colton
  4. Do not wait for the day of judgement, it takes place every day.  Albert Camus
  5. Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow.  Edward Sandford Martin
  6. If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice. Meister Eckhart
  7. I always pass on good advice.  It is the only thing to do with it.  It is never of any use to oneself.  Oscar Wilde
  8. Forget everything else today and just focus on thanksgiving, is that alright? Tell me that it is.
  9. There is a lot of things to look forward to on thanksgiving: you get to stuff yourself with turkey, with bread and jams with eggs, pie, eggnog and so much more, it is the best holiday, ever!
  10. One of my favorite holidays is thanksgiving because who does not love food? That is what this holiday is mostly about. Just kidding, you get to thank the Lord for everything you have.
  11. It is great to have a family who is always there for me no matter what, thank you, dear family.
  12. My friend, I am thankful to you for always lending me your ears, thank you! Happy Thanksgiving Day to you and your family, let us celebrate it wisely.
  13. I am glad to have you here by my side, thank you for everything and happy thanksgiving!
  14. “Hello Butterball help line? They’re gonna shove me in the oven! GET ME OUT OF HERE. Yes I’ll hold.”
    – Mike Vanatta
  15. Thanksgiving – when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.
    – Melanie White
  16. Unless you live alone, do you ever REALLY know where that turkey baster’s been?
    – Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder
  17. I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
    – Craig Ferguson
  18. Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape … to play Santa Claus.
    – Melanie White
  19. If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed—like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.”  —Ted Nugent
  20. My wife asked me how to thaw a turkey? I said I usually just tell your mom a few jokes. If that doesn’t work there’s always alcohol.
    – Shane ‏@shanethevein
Funny Happy Thanksgiving Quotes

Funny Happy Thanksgiving Quotes

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